Learn More About The Gathering Grounds It’s no secret that ginger women are regularly ogled, despite supposedly being evil soulless rangas. The more that you guys realize this, the more our girls can seep into your bedrooms and latch onto your men like blood-sucking parasites.
The obvious conclusion; we’re giving you all a slight head start before we unleash Hell.
You mainly see fake redheaded women, but dudes get into the act as well. The more people who get corrupted by their desire to be just like a real-live ginger, then the easier it becomes for us to attain our ultimate goal.
Back in 2005, South Park put out an entire episode dedicated to Cartman’s hatred of redheads.
The Mayan calendar says the world will end in December.
Redheadday 2012 is scheduled to take place in September, with several thousand projected attendees.
Some of you people have taken this episode just a wee bit too seriously, taking on Cartman’s ramblings as your own. They might be filthy and polluted (OK fine, definitely are), but they’re still souls.
And why in the name of Hell would you listen to Cartman, of all people?
And, for the record, when I say “all of your fates”, I mean you dummies who watch the show, and want to kick gingers because of it. So when the SP 150 and SPF 200 start becoming commonplace, while you sun worshipers scoff at the idea of anyone needing such a strong solar shield, we will silently horde it all for ourselves. Here’s yet one more reason to not mess with us: everything you’ve heard about the redhead temper? It’s not always the best trait to have, to be sure.If we don’t keep our temper in check while living our everyday lives, then we’re probably going to screw ourselves out of at least one job opportunity, and more than a few relationships. For too long, my brethren and I have sat idly by, while you and your stupid little buddies mock us. Hell, even now she’s better than whoever’s currently #1 on your lame Hot Babes list. Lindsay Lohan was once a redhead, and was universally deemed to be absolutely smoking hot. While ginger girls are hot, gingers guys are Alfred E. Our backs are kind of against the wall in a couple respects. A mere 2% of the population are redheads, and the number may well be dwindling. The stereotype is a nice one: our women are absolute firecrackers in bed and once you go red, all other girls might as well be dead. Google some pictures of Tori Amos from the early-to-mid 90’s and tell me that is not your fantasy incarnate. Us ginger guys usually get the crap end of the stick here.