”WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version) Hey guys, I need a female opinion…
In New York, dating is notoriously difficult, with seemingly endless app options all of which promote quantity over quality.
If I’ve credited the wrong person also let me know and I’ll fix that too. ”PICKING UP CHICKS (unknown) Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks”… I’m coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: “d-licious dogg”? You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD) Came up with this one the other night at a club. To give credit where credit is due, it’s just a variation on “Are you rich? RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method) This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he’s in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied.
Also some of these are just the basic skeleton of the opener and theres probably better versions out there. Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. ) (pause with puppy dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! When opening a set, walk up and ask, “Which one of you is the richest? Then go into the whole “Ok, you get to be my sugar mama, then. we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook? “Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. They told him he’s got an admirer, but he won’t find out whom until he’s live on the set.
” then fire into your next routine…KINO OPENERS (Tyler Durden) Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies)MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery) Walk up to a girl and say, “Do you believe in ESP? “Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one to four. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met. He would always complain that he couln’t get a girlfriend.
Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young Elvis’s were always alone. And now, the strange thing is, he can’t stop thinking of her. ”TATOO OPENER (unknown) Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo?You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal) Go find the Dating for Dummies book. Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily read the title. ” The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime encounter. Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates.She might start laughing, depending on how you do it. You can go into, “See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that! now take that # and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in your head. (Then make up a good back-story for this)TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies) You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely identical, physically. The other makes you feel like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet. (It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)WEBBED FEET (Nilatak) “Hey guys… ”“I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. When I go out with totally NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I’ll use this opener but make it about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction… I’ve done this a ton of times and it never fails to open. when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard? If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, “really? Trouble Shooting If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the following: – I’d put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces…whatever) – Oh my god. He wasn’t interested in her sexually, because she wasn’t really his type.” (Here the woman might say “Sure,” in which case you reply “No, really!this way you don’t have to come off AFC***COLOGNE OPENER (MM) In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. ” (That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff. 7.”If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it … If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance … ” Then start to laugh like this “Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! ” and touch her arm or waist.) “Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his couch.